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Five Stars for Courtesan Boot Camp. "This one is a gonna read again keeper." ~ Mahalia Levey

Five Stars for My Boogie Woogie Bugle Guy. "It may only be 36 pages long, but My Boogie Woogie Bugle Guy packs the wallop of a full-length novel...and then some!" ~ Long and Short Reviews

"I laughed out loud at some of the images that came to mind as I read this one, and enjoyed watching as this mature woman went through the insecurities more often faced by teens as they move into adulthood. The world here is realistic and charming, and the characters are a true delight." ~ Whipped Cream Reviews, 4 1/2 Cherries

Reviewer's Top Pick "With her original plot elements, light dose of comedy and wildly creative world-building, D. L. (Dawn) Jackson is proving to be a fresh new voice in Sci-Fi romance that's not to be missed. She follows up her hugely successful Last Flight of the Ark (Liquid Silver Books) with the first two novellas in her “explosive” Blown Away series." ~Two Lips Reviews

"The only thing I wondered about was how soon we can expect to read the next story about this fascinating planet and its new inhabitants."
~ Got Erotic Romance!Reviews

"Ms. Jackson is a master of science fiction plots. She draws in readers using a combination of thrilling action, challenging characters and imaginative scenery."
~ Just Erotic Romance Reviews

"The writing is fast-paced, grabbing my attention on the first page and keeping it until the baby-making end. It's filled with romance, blistering hot sex, mystery and chilling revelations that will shock and thoroughly amaze you. If you were a fan of Stargate: Atlantis, you'll love this book."
~ Two Lips Reviews

5 Cup Review from HEA. "I have to say I was completely fascinated from the first moment of the prologue. I knew I was reading something I’d never even imagined reading before."
~ Happily Ever After Reviews

"What a wonderful, inventive and suspenseful read. From the prologue you know that you are reading a book quite different from most anything else out there."
~ Got Erotic Romance! Reviews

 "What a fabulous story. Intriguing and different. I had trouble putting it down. The tension between Gabriel and Jocelyn was fantastic and just part of the allure. The story was Fast-paced and creative and gave me chills."
~ Night Owl Reviews

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  • Beauty and the Brigadier

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    When the Cold War meets apple pie, sparks fly.

    Brigadier General Eli Wells needs a date, but he’s not been out socially since his wife passed two years before. The lack of a personal life is making him unbearable to be around and the staff has even begun to call him the beast behind his back.

    When he asks his Aide-De Damp to find him a date for a special party, his best friend—and  post commander overhears the conversation and sees an opening to help Eli out of his slump. Together, the lieutenant and major general enlist the help of Madam Eve in hopes that Eli will agree to the setup. Heaven knows, someone needs to get him to relax.

     Anya Volkov’s modeling days are over. At the suggestion of her former agent and only friend, she elects to try an internet dating service called 1Night Stand. The first time she meets General Eli Wells, she knows he’s everything she asked for and more, but he also seems to be holding back and testing her. Can she get him to loosen up and take a chance, or will the date be over before it starts?

  • Being Prince Charming

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    “You’re no Prince Charming.”

    Words screamed in anger, an empty nest, and an emptier life are just some of the reasons people divorce. For Gunny, a diehard Marine who refuses to give up the Corps, and Lissa his wife of over twenty years, the reason isn’t a good one. After a heated argument morphs out of control, Lissa walks away and in his pride, August refuses to go after her.

    It took two years, but Lissa is finally ready to move on with her life and marry another man. Only one problem, her heart still belongs to the Marine she left behind.

    August is back, looking for a second chance, and this time he isn’t letting Lissa walk away without a fight. Gunny has given up everything, including the Marine Corps, for a second chance with the woman he loves. Madam Eve has given him one night to prove to Lissa he’s all she ever wanted—that he can still be her Prince Charming. Fail, and she’ll marry another man in the morning.

    For this Marine—failure is not an option.

    Heat Level: 3

     

     

  • Black Hills Desperado

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    She’s a bad girlfriend.

    Nothing Xio Davis does is right. When she abandons her pack, riding out of town on the back of a stranger’s motorcycle, she finds she’s bitten off more than she can chew. First, it’s small-time crimes, then bank robbery. As Xio sinks into the criminal underworld, the FBI catches up with her. Now, she’s got one way out: snitch.

    When Xio turns state's evidence against a Mexican drug lord, Agent Marcus Cazador steps up to take her home, giving up his career, his place in the El Paso pack, and all he knows to protect her.

    Xio claims she’s not the same wolf who left ten years before, but can she convince Marcus she’s changed her wicked ways? Or will the Black Hills be the end of the road on her long journey to redemption?

    Heat Level 3

  • Bringing Down Romeo ~ A Black Hills Wolves Novella

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    Hide your girlfriends, hide your daughters.

    Tad Dawson, confirmed bachelor and runway model, has come back to the Black Hills for his brother’s wedding. Also known as Romeo for his love them and leave them attitude, Tad has a reputation to lose and a woman to win. However, he won’t be able to do it on his own, since the woman he wants would rather assault him with nail guns, power saws and rocks. Not what he expected when he turned on the charm.

    Megan could use a good dose of anger management, along with a shot from Cupid’s bow, and lord knows she has a lot to be mad about when it comes to Romeo. Tad left her five years before after she declared they were mates. Not only did she have to deal with a crazy Alpha, who got off on tossing her to the Wolves. Literally. Rumor has it, Tad’s appetite for anything with a skirt has grown since he left. Not that she could confirm it. He’s hasn’t called or written once. 

    For Tad to win the love of his life, he’s going to need some help, and the four pack matchmakers have decided they are just the Wolves to assist, whether he wants their help or not. No tactic is too dirty or underhanded. Bringing down Romeo is going to take every trick in their match-maker’s bag.

     Bagging the girl, well that could be a bit trickier.

    Will the four match-makers beat the nearly impossible odds, or will their tactics unravel at the seams?

    Before the wedding is over, someone is going down, and if the matrons have any say, it’s going to be hard.

    Heat Level: 3

  • Carnal Desires

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    When Mercedes, the town librarian, enters a place no good girl would dare to tread, she meets a man who says he’s an incubus, who has an offer too tempting to pass. After the encounter with the stranger, sanity returns and Mercedes begins to wonder if she’s lost her mind along with her memory, or if the man in the back of the adult toy store really was who he claimed to be.


    Genre: Paranormal, short story, contemporary, erotic romance

    Heat level: 5
    Word count – 3k

  • Carnal Attraction

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    Carnal Attraction

    Thousands of years have passed. Azael has returned to Jezebel, and he’s brought her memories with him. Now that Jezebel has them back, she doesn’t intend to lose them again by starving herself of life energies. So, when she encounters a broken heart in the seedy strip club where she works, she knows dinner will be special that night. This time, the feeding will be on her terms, and the man who’s wandered into her snare, shouldn’t miss the small bite of soul she takes. Much.


    Genre: Paranormal romance, short story, erotic romance

    Heat level: 5
    Word count – 3500

  • Carnal Denial

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    Carnal Denial

    Game on.


    Another lamb for the feast. Not likely. Jezebel knows that taking a bite out of the virgin bait the demon slayers have tossed into the club is a bad idea. But there’s also more than one way to skin a proverbial cat, or in this instance, pop a slayer’s cherry before she causes any problems. There’s nothing in the succubus rule book that says Jezebel has to play fair. After all, she need only suggest. What the slayer does with the nudge is up to her.

    Check mate.


    Genre: Paranormal, contemporary, erotic romance

    Heat level: 4
    Word count – 5k

  • Cinderella Wore Combat Boots

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    Sometimes Fairytales come true.

     First Sergeant Cori Valentine faces a bleak future. She’s turning forty in three weeks and life as she knows it is over. An injury received while on deployment has earned her an early retirement from the Marine Corps, something she’s not sure she’ll survive. Things get even better when interfering Marines set her up on a blind date for a party she doesn’t want. The guy has to be a total toad to want to go out with her. Right?

    When Madame Eve informs Retired SEAL, Sol Keller she’s found his perfect match, he doesn’t believe it, but takes up the challenge. One look at the First Sergeant in a sexy dress and combat boots has him wondering if fairytales really can come true. Madame Eve might be the legendary Fairy Godmother, and Cori his Cinderella. Sol intends to show the Marine beauty a Prince Charming she’ll never forget, and that retirement isn’t the end of her story but merely the beginning.

     

    Genre: Erotic romance, contemporary, military romance

    Heat Level: 3
    Word count – 11k

     

  • Courtesan Boot Camp

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    And courtesan boot camp starts now.

    When Shay lands on Elatia, she knows she has one shot to be chosen as courtesan for a king and queen. Mess up—everything she was born to be, all she’s trained her entire life to become—will be lost. The alternative is unthinkable.

    What a pampered priss.

    Dayne’s first impression isn’t a good one, but he’s determined to turn the spoiled beauty into the next royal courtesan at any cost. As a Dominus, a master of all things sexual, he agrees to help a friend, his sovereign, and promises to do nothing to compromise her future.

    Except the promise may cause him to question his loyalty, friendship and honor. All he knows is on the line…when he falls in love with a woman who can never be his.


    Genre: Sci-fi romance, erotic romance, fantasy

    Heat Level: 5

    Word count – 29k

  • Dangerous ~ A Black Hills Wolves Novella

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    Eleven years from the day he left, Xan Davis returns to Los Lobos a changed Wolf. After promising his insane Alpha, Magnum, that no one will ever know who he really is, he is forced to endure unspeakable torture in distant lands. The Black Hills call to his tormented soul, so he goes, hoping the familiar forests will soothe his suffering inner beast.

    Liv Dunn, born a coyote but living as human, constantly looks over her shoulder. Less than a year before, a former patient attacked her, leaving her emotionally devastated. Hoping for a fresh start and the chance to find the coyote who's remained elusive since childhood, she travels to the Black Hills.

    Suffering from PTSD and no longer able to shift, Xan loses it in Gee's Bar. Drew intervenes, forcing him into therapy with a human doctor living near Los Lobos. But just when their professional relationship blooms into more, Xan's past arrives on his doorstep. This time, his enemy has set their sights on his mate, knowing he will do anything to protect her.

    Heat Level: 4 

  • Dry Spell

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    The National Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm warning for the eastern parts of Sublette and western and middle Fremont counties until seven p.m. CST. Doppler radar has indicated a line of thunderstorms with possible rotation moving east toward Sublette county....

    Army vet Quinn Smith is just passing through Evans Point, or so she says. When she blows through town driving ninety-miles-an-hour, she snags the eye of the local Sheriff, Jake North.

    Jake catches her climbing over a fence onto private property. Quinn claims to be chasing a storm, but Jake’s not buying it. There’s more to the beautiful woman’s story than she's told him. A dangerous maelstrom forces them to take shelter in a culvert, and sparks fly. Stranded in the prepper community of Evans Point, Quinn must face the truth about her past before she can move toward a possible future with the town’s sexy sheriff.

    Heat Level 3

  • Finding Mercy

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    You’ll die in three minutes without oxygen, three hours without shelter, three days without water and three weeks without food. But could you live a lifetime with a broken heart?

    Mercy Evans has come to Evans Point hoping to collect herself and find a way to resurrect her career as an anchorwoman for Cheyenne’s news station. Sergeant Justin Redway has come to Evans Point to try to forget his past and survive all he’s done.

    One is a battle-damaged veteran, the other a desperate woman who will go to any extreme to get his story. When their worlds collide, sparks fly and old wounds open. As the chasm between the fated lovers widens, it might be too big to cross.

    One town, two lovers, and a second chance at finding mercy.


    Genre: Prepper romance, contemporary, military romance, end of the world, western

    Heat Level: 3
    Word count – 31k

  • He Sphinx I'm Sexy

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    One night. One party of a lifetime. One deadly secret that could end it all.

    All hybrids must die.

    Not your average alien visitor, Lucas Saar has lived on earth for years, and there is only one reason he relocated to the green planet, to hunt down hybrids. These half-Terran, half-Saarian men and women could expose the existence of his world and his people, something that must never happen. He’s never failed a mission until Alaska, a year before, and now he’s determined to get back in his leader’s good graces by taking down a woman he’s tracked halfway across the globe.

    When he discovers his target has signed up for the same dating service he tried to use in Alaska, he decides to use it again as cover to get closer to his prey. After all, the archeologist isn’t hard to look at, and there is something about her he can’t resist. Too bad he has to kill her when the date is over.

    No more dating within my profession.

    Doctor Nadia Crane is in Egypt, guiding her final class through a dig. She’s had bad luck with men and worse with her health. After a recent physical, her physician has determined her cells are mutating and she could be dying. Nadia signs up for Madam Eve’s 1Night Stand service, in hopes she may experience one night of bliss before she dies. A prearranged evening might get her what she desires, except, Lucas Saar isn’t what she asked for on her application. He’s an archeologist, and exactly the kind of man she didn’t want to date. Worse, her gut is sending up all kinds of red flags.

    Now Doctor Nadia Crane isn’t sure if she should jump him or dump him. Only one night will tell.

  • Last Flight of the Ark

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     Evolution never happened so fast.  

    Twelve hours outside of Terra II, Colonel Kaleb Titan, a molecular geneticist and commander of the Ark faces a life or death choice that could change the fate of mankind.

    The Genesis I, aka the Ark, travels with a hold full of wildlife and three crew members. When a wolf bite and genetically-altering gamma radiation transform Kaleb, he notices his senses have been heightened, his libido has gone haywire and he can’t keep his hands off his crew. Worse yet, they don't seem inclined to stop him.

    When their sister ship, the Genesis II arrives early, Kaleb’s problems compound. As soon as the command crew of the Genesis II boards, one whiff tells Kaleb they’re not from Earth or who they appear to be.

    When he discovers that they’ve kept the Genesis II’s crew of over two thousand alive, he begins to believe their reasons may be far more ominous than anyone could have imagined. However, he also discovers what’s holding them back. The hijackers seem to be allergic to canines.

    Now they're forced to employ biological warfare against their own, but will it be enough to save humanity?

    History is about to repeat and only one species will survive.

    Heat Level: 5

    Word Count 60k

  • Military Heroes Bundle ~ A 1Night Stand Box Set

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    Hang on to your dog tags. The ride's about to get bumpy.

    Love or duty? From the Petite Marine First Sergeant in Cinderella Wore Combat Boots, the two larger than life brothers fighting in the American Revolution in Seducing Liberty, to Gunny in Being Prince Charming, each hero and heroine must face their biggest fear.
    For First Sergeant Cori Valentine, civilian life is not an option, even if the Marine Corp is giving her the boot. Can she embrace her future and walk away from all she knows? Sol, a hot Navy SEAL, can help her with that. All she has to do is reach out and take a chance. If she will, he promises to show her the night of her life, and help her find her place beyond the gates.

    "You're no Prince Charming!" Words screamed in anger end in an unwanted divorce. For military spouses, the duty to country can sometimes cost more than they are willing to pay, and the toll it takes on Gunny's marriage is devastating. August has put in his time, but so has Lissa, his wife, but he fails to see it until it's too late. Now, Gunny has one night to prove he can be the man she needs outside the Marine Corp. If he fails, she'll marry another in the morning.

    Out of the mists of time rides a story of espionage, rebels and a country fighting for its freedom. Madelyn, an actress, can't separate the costumes from the real Revolution. Something seems off. When real musket balls are fired in her direction, she realizes she's no longer on a set and her deepest desire to have one night with two hunky Culper spies, could cost her life.

    Heat Level: 5

  • Moon Crazy

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    Jace and Tara - dysfunctional. Yeah, maybe a bit. They decided a long time ago they shouldn't be married, but the sex isn't something they want to walk away from. Not when it is that good.

    Jace has more on his mind than a booty call when he shows up at his ex-wife's dome. He needs a pilot to fly a racing ship he plans to repossess, and only the best pilot will do. There's one issue with hiring Tara for the job. His ex-girlfriend, Nia, has also signed on as navigator, and the two women can't be in the same room, let alone the cramped cabin of a high-credit racing ship. And, well, he's kind of still sleeping with them both. But they don't know that.

    When they find out, the claws come out and hair flies. After the dust settles, something else happens. Yeah, two is company, but three can set the galaxy on fire when passions turn from homicide to more pleasurable activities. 

    Heat Level: 5

  • My Boogie Woogie Bugle Guy

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    When Grace Daniels goes to the cemetery to visit the grave of her twin brother, she meets a soldier, there for the same reason, or at least that’s what she believes until he tells her about the blind date her brother arranged before he was killed in combat.

    It’s the date of her dreams. Big band, brass and sass, Madame Eve from 1NightStand has set her up for an unforgettable night, a WWII swing dance party. Unfortunately, she’s having trouble letting go of her past and is afraid to take the chance given to her.

    Sergeant Frank Winters is an Army trumpet player who travels with the Color Guard, a great dancer, and six feet four inches of eye candy that could make her an addict. He’s also a soldier and soldiers can get killed. Grace doesn’t have the heart to lose someone again, but Frank knows a good thing when he sees it, and he’s determined to show her in one night, she’s got more to lose if she walks away.


    Genre: Contemporary, erotic romance, military romance

    Heat Level:  4

    Word count – 13k

  • Rebels and Courtesans

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    It’s a big universe out there. Forget boundaries. In these two  novellas born in the stars, challenges are faced and hearts captured.

    Courtesan Boot Camp ~ Shay has one chance to become what she’s been born and bred to be, a royal courtesan to a king and queen, but will falling in love with her trainer throw her off course, or finally put her on the path she was always meant to take?

    Rebel Souls~ Ava has lived her entire life fighting for freedom against an oppressive government. When she falls for a man who stands on the opposite side of the line she’s drawn, all she’s worked for may vanish, including her future with a Regulator who she has no business loving.

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  • Rebel Souls

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    “Good morning, Duchess.”

    Born in the fires of revolution and baptized in the blood of those who fought for a better life, Captain Ava Frost smuggles illegal materials to a war machine that will someday free her people from an oppressive government...until her path crosses with a Regulator commander.

    Seth Reynold’s mission is to find the dangerous cargo of fissile materials. When he stops Ava at a wormhole, his ethics and beliefs are compromised. Torn between duty and love, Seth is determined to find out what Ava is hiding, but her fiancé is standing in his way.

    Back from the dead, Brodie Mark—a leader of the revolution, a man that challenges Ava’s loyalties in every way imaginable—wants her back and will do whatever it takes to help her realize her heritage.

    While falling for the enemy and endangering all that the underground rebels had struggled to achieve, Ava must make a choice between duty and love. But is she ready to sacrifice a freedom in its infancy for a love that comes once in a lifetime?

    “No man flies three days to the edge of Nexian space without a reason.”



    Genre: Sci fi romance, fantasy, erotic romance

    Heat level: 4
    Word count – 45k

  • Seducing Liberty

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    Out of the mists of time, rides a story of espionage, love, and a 1Night Stand.

    When Ryann Summers, an actress playing the role of Lady Liberty, an Agent in Washington’s Culper spy ring, asks Madame Eve of 1Night Stand for a date, a night she’ll never forget—where her identity is kept secret—she gets more than she bargained for.

    Now she’s caught in the middle of the American Revolution and between two of the sexiest men she’s ever set eyes on. If she can survive the musketballs and the invading British forces, she just might find everything she’s been searching for—sex hot enough to set the sea on fire.


    Genre: Paranormal, erotic romance, time travel, historical, fantasy, multiple partners

    Heat Level: 5

    Word count – 12k

  • Shockwave

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    “Let’s dance, devil.” Veteran Tanner North disarms bombs in New York City and business seems to be picking up, putting him on alert. While in the military, he faced his share of challenges but when a rescue in Kosovo went bad and a young mother lost her life, he blamed himself for the failure. Could he have saved her if he’d taken different actions? What if he were to have a second chance to test his decision making in a life-or-death situation—one where the outcome is very personal.

    “I want him.” Lannie Sawyer needs the job Leo Russo offers worse than she’d care to admit. But how to approach a man who has made his dislike of her clear. In fact, Tanner North has threatened her with a restraining order if she comes around again. Lannie has never backed down from a challenge, and she won’t, not with her grandmother’s happiness on the line.

     Aut viam inveniam aut faciam—I’ll either find a way or make one.

    Heat Level: 4

  • The Willfully Wedded Virgin

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    Once upon a time, there was a great race to uncover ancient treasures.

    Elizabeth Dodge, a proper turn of the century lady, is about to meet the man of her dreams, FBI Agent William Davidson. Little does she know he's from the future, and trying to solve the mystery of the disappearance of the Peruvian expeditionary party she belonged to, but more importantly, who killed them all, including Elizabeth.

    Can he save her from the past and give her a future much different than history recorded, or will he fail, erasing them both from the pages of time?

    Some things were buried and forgotten for a reason. When you dig up the past and old bones, sometimes you also bring up the devil that gnawed on them.

  • This Endris Night

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    One night. One party of a lifetime. One secret a century old which could end it all.

    Shiya, a Yupik supermodel, travels to Alaska in pretense of attending a party where she’ll find the man of her dreams. But her real intent is to lure the man of her nightmares to where she can finally end a deadly game of cat and mouse.

    Gunnar is on Earth for one reason—to recover the wreckage of a Doppelganger crash that is scattered for miles, throughout an Alaskan resort and human settlements. In order to get closer to the ship’s debris, he agrees to a date and finds himself face to face with a Terran woman who doesn’t know her genetics are from his world, or that she’s being tracked by someone whose duty is to eliminate all threats to their secret. Shiya’s heritage has placed her at the top of the killer’s list.

    Now the only way to save her, is to claim her, and Shiya isn’t about to make it easy.


    Genre: Paranormal romance, sci-fi, fantasy, erotic romance, holiday

    Heat Level: 4

    Word count – 12k

     

  • Waking Beauty

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    Once upon a time, a beautiful combat helicopter pilot crashed to the earth. For weeks she lies sleeping, waiting for her princess to wake her from her slumber.

    Chris Carlson, her heroine and a shy school teacher, comes to her rescue, by contacting Madame Eve to make all her dreams come true. Little does she know, the one magical kiss that wakes beauty will also start a snowball reaction, one which will change her life forever. 

    Sometimes, life’s greatest challenges also bring the biggest blessings, and when you walk through fire, it makes you appreciate what you fought for so much more.

    Chris is about to step into an inferno.

    Heat Level: 4

  • Wedding Moon ~ A Black Hills Wolves Novella

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    Felix Dawson loves the ladies. As a retriever, a Wolf who runs errands for the pack, he’s met his fair share of buxom beauties outside Los Lobos. After an incident involving a traveling freak show and a mob of angry clowns seeking retribution for his taking the innocence of some not so innocent triplets, he swore to his alpha he’d stay out of trouble and away from human women. 

    And so far he has, until a vision in white stops him on the interstate outside of Sioux Falls. He’s a knight in shining armor kind of guy and far be it for him to pass up a runaway bride in distress. Promises be damned.

    Tierney manages to escape what could’ve been the worst mistake of her life. When she ditches her groom before the wedding, she has to run with a one hundred thousand dollar gown, purchased by the man she’d left behind. Good thing someone stopped to pick her up on the interstate, and bonus, it sounds like they’re headed to a remote location where she can lay low, until she can get the dress shipped back and avoid arrest for grand larceny.

    When she can’t get anything out of Felix about the private community he won’t take her to, she decides to sneak into the cargo area of his Hummer when he goes into the gas station to use the restroom, jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

    And then he catches her.

    Geronimo!